I am feeling whiney small and deliciously helpless–please, I need a big strong man to save me!  From what, you ask?  Well, um…

Baldy is stuck behind the bed.  And that other vibe, the cute little one?  Just ain’t doin’ the trick.  And I am too lazy to use my fingers.  And I have NO BOY at my home, and no Mr. Mean Guy at his house, to beat me, tie me, fuck me, or even just to move the goddamned bed so I can get my wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am vibrator unstuck.  All I want is one quick orgasm.  Is that too much to ask?

Sigh.  Woe is me.


  1. Tiggs says:

    Aw!!!! Poor you! That IS sad, so very sad. I swear I’d find a way to move that bed if it took moving heaven and hell along with it. Nothing is going to keep me from an orgasm when I really need one, lol!

    Please let us know how this gets resolved!

    1. piecesofjade says:

      I know! I’m pitiful, aren’t I? heh

  2. Jade says:

    Problem resolved–I’m a lot stronger than I look! hehe

  3. ukroadrunner says:

    hehehe i can always help out … ;)

    RR x

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