Tiger Woods in My Pussy

I know, I know, I said I wasn’t going to post this weekend. But ya’ll should know by now what an attention slut I am–I can’t stay away from here for long, especially if I have a story to tell!
So we got in last night at 12AM.  Too late to go to the bar and meet anyone. But that was okay, I was just glad to be here a day early so we could have the whole of today w/o travel.
Yesterday, as I was getting ready to leave work, my boss again asked what we’re going to be doing while we’re here, and asked if I wanted to meet for lunch tomorrow. I felt really bad saying no, but told her I didn’t know what Ad had planned.  Which is true–I have no idea what he’s planning as far as dungeon play goes.  Anyway, I told Ad we need to think of some “normal” things we “did” while we were here. He promised to concoct some bullshit story.  But if I was being truthful about this morning it would have gone like this:
Well, I woke up at the buttcrack of dawn, just like I always do when I’m on vacation. I started to work on a post for A Poly Life, but didn’t get far before Ad pulled me over to him for some morning sex. An orgasm each later, I finished my post and headed out to the gym so A could get some more sleep (his vacation schedule is much more the usual variety: sex and sleeping in.) Ran 2.5 miles on the treadmill, then returned to the room to find Ad just waking up.
Earlier I’d had to go out to the car to get my running shoes, and had returned with the plastic tube that holds the canes I bought him, carrying them happily through the crowded lobby back to our room.  As I watched, he pulled one out from the case, and then indicated I should lay over the top of a bolster pillow, ass up.
Oh yummy, a caning in the morning!  What followed was this:
Caning caning caning with the schoolhouse whippy cane and my arms strapped to my sides with his belt
Insertion of balls that are usually used for vaginal play, but that have a handle, so were deemed safe enough to put in my ass–and oh how I loved them
More caning
A hard, long, delicious fucking of the cunt whilst pulling the balls in and out of my ass
Several orgasms
Removal of balls and insertion of his long lovely cock into my ass
Hard ass fucking accompanied by more orgasms
More caning
Insertion of golf balls into my pussy (my Tiger Woods ball first, cuz you know he’s my man)
Removal of the belt
Slapping of ass with said belt
Observation that I am a happy Jade
Kisses and shower
Then we headed out to Starbuckies and Ann Sathers for cinnamon rolls!
I believe the only part my boss may hear about is the cinnamon rolls and coffee.
Oh, and Ad took some pictures. Because I know I said I wouldn’t be posting, but I am such a goddamned exhibitionist I just have to share stuff as it happens. So here you go: a happy Jade’s cane-striped ass!
Life is good when you wake up to a fucking, a caning, and Tiger Woods in your pussy.