Motherfucker

I am frustrated that when I have time alone, and with nothing better to do (having just figured out a work issue that was plaguing me, ostensibly freeing me up to “write”) — I got nuthin’. I do my best writing in the AM and in spurts throughout the day, but, because work has been so freaking busy, and because I am trying to Do The Right Thing (meaning give my full 7.5 during the day to my employer (tho that’s ended up being 2 – 3 hours at night as well) and not let myself get distracted, and have been trying to spend time with kids and getting some exercise and etc., by the time I decide I can write — I can’t.
I have the weekend to write about. I have funny shit I’ve been thinking about. I have posts sitting in my Drafts folder. I have short stories to write, deadlines to keep and stuff to say — and I can’t!
Motherfucker. (I like that Mozilla doesn’t tell me that’s a misspelled word.)  (In fact I like that so much I’m gonna make it the subject line of this post. Just because.)
Maybe I should just go have an orgasm.
<wanders off in search of Baldy>
<one orgasm and a hefty nap later…> That’s one thing I like about being home alone. I can just wander off and have an orgasm any ole time I please.  Oh, yeah, Ad’s away for the week and I’m home alone, well except for the Boy and the Dog.  That’s something to write about, too, I suppose.
But wait, I just ran across this silliness. I was looking at my blog stats, and out of curiosity scrolled down to look at what search terms people use to find my site.
Here’s yesterday’s:
pieces of jade   17
sweater+bondage  5   (I actually never knew this was such a fetish)
my coworkers panties  27  (Seriously? 27 searches on this? And…umm…I don’t think I’ve ever mentioned – nor even thought about –  my coworker’s panties!)
chin-up bar bondage  5  (Hmm, not sure we’ve done that – hopefully this doesn’t give the Mean Guy ideas)
red butt  5
tit tuesday   4
woman naked rope  4
site:wordpress.com pieces of jade  4
sensual anal sex  3
tempting  3
son shoving fingers in mom asleep  2  (WTF??)
love to suck cock  3
sweater bondage  3
wrench in pussy  2
hair sex  2
buttplug blowjob -tranny -shemale -ladyboy -gay -twink  2  (Hmm, not sure how they got here, but okaayy…)
emotional anal sex    2
hnt    2
bondage hotel    2
i just love sucking cock    2
bondage in sweater    2
orgasm wordpress    2
greased    2
enema butt plug    2
piecesofjade wordpress    2
cock sucking stories    2
piecesofjade    2
oops cock dog  2  (Hey I haven’t mentioned any dogs!)
tryst  1
suck cock blogspot  1
tied up in mud  1
tittie tuesdays  1
pleasures of anal sex    1
i am about to suck cock  1
pubic hair porn    1
what is it like to suck cock    1
mom avid young porn   1
the joy of sucking cock   1
why do you love sucking dick   1
why i love to have my cock sucked  1
piecesofjade, wordpress  1
pubis sex porn  1
heels with lace  1
good little cocksucker  1  (Why yes, yes I am. So glad the interweb search engine thinks so too)
pieceofjade  1
sex in the house with the kids porn 1 (Ummm…?)
rubber bands and nipples    1
sex bdsm human sacrifice daughter sex story  1  (Huh??)
why do men love to suck dick  1
“i love sucking cock”  1
smell of sex   1
sleeping in high heels  1
is there pleasure with anal sex   1
apropos commenting   1
why i love sucking cock  1
the first time i had a cock in my mouth storys  1
survived the task of wearing a butt plug all day   1
pieces of jade sex lbog   1
sucking end of a cock  1
sucking a dick description  1
piecesofjade.wordpress.com   1
i love sucking penis  1   (I don’t think I’ve ever called it a penis, at least not here)
sexretary  1   (Awww, it’s become a real world term!)
submissive torture  1
i love sucking dick  1
picture of a butt plug   1
heels dangling while having sex  1
forcing things in my pussy   1
sexy pubic hair porn   1
i love sucking all the cum out   1
joy of cock sucking   1
tied up girls   1
bam dildo vs john holmes  1  (Now that’s an OLD post!)
das bondage hotel  1
pleasure anal fucking   1
weekend bondage   1
suck cock blog   1
“legs spread” “back arched”   1
how does sucking a cock feel   1
one tit tuesday   1
tie up hot girls    1
cardinals high heels
So how much fun was that?
In honor of the searches “hotel bondage” and “weekend bondage” I’ll leave you with a favorite image from a recent weekend in a hotel.  And maybe tomorrow I’ll actually write something. 😉