On the eleventh day of Christmas the Mean Guy gave to me…
Eleven Chains Clanking
Ten Bells a-“Ringing”
Nine Belts Beating
Eight Ropes a-Binding
Seven Paddles Paddling
Six Clothespins Pinching
Five Gulps of Pee
Four Floggers Flogging
Three Butt Plugs
Two Ball Gags
And a Sub Hanging in an Elm Tree
I love the contrast between the beautiful attire and the hard chains. Hopefully there was something fun involved in making the clanking!
Hi Nan–that was exactly why I chose that chemise! Romance & lace just seemed to scream “chains!” to me. Glad it did for you too.
Either you are short or that house is huge, and quite frankly you look great chained to the wall. Tip
Haha, both. I’m normally short anyway, and I am not wearing my usual 5in plus heels (these are only ~4in) but also, W’s house has HIGH ceilings.