Wanton Wednesday – Two-Fisted

I’m bad.  And no, not as in that “oh no I am such a bad girl!” way, you pervs, but as in I promised myself I was going to keep notes, and maybe even post, daily about my cruise adventures, and…I completely dropped the ball. Didn’t write a SINGLE WORD…

Wanton Wednesday – A Mouthful

More from my weekend in Chicago. If you recall this post, you will remember that I started the afternoon tied on top of a desk, with a ballgag in my mouth and a cage on my head, waiting for W’s friend to arrive. W released me from the cage soon…

Foreplay and Afterplay

Playing makes me horny.  Getting tied up, getting beat, getting slapped and kicked and thrown around and hit with whips and called names and pissed on and humiliated and pinched and hurt–it all makes me want to get fucked. Preferably several times. Having sex makes me horny. The more sex…

That Girl

A couple of weeks ago I went on one of my special (W-mandated) dates.  This is how the date started: I left work (only a little past the time when I should have) and got my fuck-me pumps out of the trunk of my car.  After changing into this more-appropriate…

The Beginning of a Twisted Weekend

I’ve never fucked someone in public before. And, well, I guess I still haven’t, technically. I think a girl with her hands and feet in stocks, or tied behind her back, cannot be said to be fucking. She is being fucked. And now I have been fucked in public. And…

Book tours, wanking & sex toys – oh my!

I have a paper to write. I have work to do. I have real writing, ie a blog with some real content, to do. And all I can think about is my cunt. This is all Curvaceous Dee‘s fault, and her month-long Wankfest Challenge.  Well, her’s and W’s fault. I…

Dichotomy

I am sitting up in bed, my computer on my lap, a pink-pinstriped cotton and lace babydoll nightie bunched around my thighs.  My legs are open, so I can smell and see the evidence of this evening’s earlier activities.  Ad likes this little nightgown.  He likes how sweet it looks,…

A Stretch: Do I Have to Choose Just ONE?

So most of you know that I write articles on poly relationships and kink here and there on Eden Cafe (if you’re not aware, you can check out a list of the stuff I’ve written here.) While it’s not a paying gig (at least in “real” dollars), I do get…

Spunkball

Tiger Woods and I are close today.  Real close. Or at least one of his officially-endorsed golf balls and I are. I have a Nike-branded golf ball in my cunt today.  Better yet, I have a Nike-branded, official Father’s Day golf ball, covered with A’s spunk, in my cunt today.…