HNT – Calibration

Sometimes he is not the Mean Guy but the Mad Scientist.

He’s an engineer, and when I go to his house I find slips of paper all over with diagrams, measurements, dimensions & sketches; notes for devices that he is designing, building, imagining.  He needs calibrations for these things. He measures me, and writes things down about my body parts, things I find later on scraps of paper and wonder–and sometimes worry–what they are for.

Sometimes he measures me–“calibrates” certain body parts–simply for his own amusement (and usually, consequently, for my discomfort.)  This day was one such.

We ascertained that “my size” is 1-1/2″. He’d like to get me up to 2″.

And yes, he did misspell “butt” on purpose.

(Edit: Having to post it large enough to read his crazy calibration notes makes my ass look gargantuan!  Eeek! Oh well, I suffer for my art…) :-P


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  1. What was he measuring? …and did you ever get to 2″? ;) HHNT!

  2. southerngirl says:

    I love those techie boys….How do you get to a 2″???

    1. piecesofjade says:

      Hopefully…very gently!

  3. Gray says:

    *laughs* what a great HHNT picture. Though I’m a bit confused, did you end up at 2 or no?:P

    1. piecesofjade says:

      You know I don’t know if we ever did get to the 2″er! I know we didn’t that day, certainly (see the giant “FAIL” he wrote on my ass!) lol But we might have got there another day…

  4. 13messages says:

    Any reason to see you works for me. I love that shot.

  5. great pic, imaginative, cali love

  6. hmmm those number men. happy hnt

  7. Vixen says:

    Great pic! happyHNT

  8. and it is NOT gargantuan……HHNT

    I love it

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